In japan instead of saying “I miss you” to loved ones, they say 私はポケモンの音に自慰行為, which roughly translates to “part of me is missing”
Once, a boy found a box. The Bird of Happiness was inside.
The bird would take him to Forever Land, or so he hoped.
Each box was smaller than the last, fit like a matryoshka doll.
In a cramped, dark space, he finally found his little bird.
But it was far too little, far too late.The bird was long dead.
It had met a bloody fate.
The moral: everlasting happiness is a joke.
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Milo Manara - Storia dell’Umanità
that’s suave as shit.
You smooth motherfucker